It’s amazing, the amount of rejection that I see in my reflection and I can’t get out of the way.

definitely nap…unless he’s hot

no he’s not hot… but i already cancelled on him twice so i feel bad

(Source: octaviaing)


y’all know jasmine is going to win td tumblr right

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The Highwayman Chapter 11: Writing is Hard, a total drama series fanfic | FanFiction


So basically I’m writing a Total Drama fanfic that’s set in the wild west and there’s a lot of scandal happening and whatnot… The first couple of chapters are, I admit, somewhat boring BUT I’m finally starting to get into the good stuff. It’d mean a lot to me if y’all would check it out :)

(Warning: It is a Duncney story so if you’re not a fan probably don’t read it. Also there’s a bit of death in it…)


*muffled rap music plays in the distance*

Jordan Kyle of the House Parrish, the First of His Name, the Unburnt, Prince Of Beacon, Keeper of the Pretty Eyes, Deputy of the Sheriff’s Department, and Opener of Doors

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*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

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my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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ugh i said i’d catch up with this dude later but i really just wanna nap